Makarov PM

The Makarov is a pistol as stronk as desert eagle, as lightweight as your arsecheek hairs and probably more durable than your babushka's saggy pillowcases.

Occasionally appears in the "Fa-Got" anomalies.

You can get one at the start of the game by typing in HESOYAM or IDKFA and generally being an annoying little fatty.

Brief History of MAKAROV PM:

Forged in medieval Russia by none other than Perun, its importance was first recognized by the now world famous Vladimir Putin. At least 8 trillion americani spies were shot by this glorious weapon.

Soon after, in 1809, Tsardom of Serbia had bought the license to produce its own model of the Soviet makarov, and thus produced approximately 90 billion PM pistols, most of which are in circulation even today.

Calibers: 9x18, .50, .45 acp, .40mm, 9x19, 9x39, 7.62x39, 9mm para, Bosnian lettuce ammunition, 12 gauge, 00 buck, F1 Grenades

Weight: 0

Accuracy: All of it

Damage: 8400.22

Ammunition Capacity: 500 (+2 in barrel)

occasionally you can use it to torture an american by pistol whipping a burger out of his fatty little hands. But beware, for the PM is more like a bludgeon than your mother's tender fingers, and you might accidentally behead your torture victim, bringing the fun to an abrupt halt.